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My mother's vehicle was broken into. A little emergency cash was stolen, nothing of serious value, but the dumbfuck drops his phone along with a few identifying items, such as his health insurance card. After a quick search I've got his address, as he's a registered sex offender, assault and battery under 14. What to do?

My mother's vehicle was broken into. A little emergency cash was stolen, nothing of serious value, but the dumbfuck drops his phone along with a few identifying items, such as his health insurance card. After a quick search I've got his address, as he's a registered sex offender, assault and battery under 14.

What to do?

This poll is now closed.

Beat him senseless every day for a year!
27 % (13 votes)
Go to the cops, you don't want blood on your hands
60 % (29 votes)
Do nothing, it's not worth the trouble.
2 % (1 votes)
Fuck You!
10 % (5 votes)

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[–] • 5 pts

Charge it up and then drop his phone and items in an spot near an elementary school playground early in the morning before the kids arrive and then call in a suspicious person to the police the next afternoon during recess. Cops show up and find his items. Cops don't take kindly to pedos jerking off to the neighborhood kids. Remember that cameras are everywhere so hide your identity.

[–] • 1 pt

And leave your tracking device at home

[–] • 0 pt

Ooooh, that's good. That's damn good

[–] • 4 pts

Does he have a parole officer? They'd probably like to know your car was broken into and they left their phone.

[–] • 4 pts

Cops won't do shit but file a report. Just fyi, if you decide to take matters into your own hands, you're already 75% caught by talking about it here, and If you've talked to anyone in person about it you'll likely be snitched on. Tread carefully.

[–] [deleted] • 2 pts

75% caught by talking about it here

How does that work? Hey Sarge, let's check poal to see who beat up this random sex offender.

[–] • 1 pt

I consider it to be a rule of thumb if considering these activities. I could be way off base, but my layman logic is, the fag will report an assault or whatever "crime" against him, and then they'll check the fag's lost phone location and knock on some of OP's neighbor's doors asking general questions. Any mention of a break in or theft mentioned is an easy way to establish motive and anyone with a potential motive would be investigated and the internet history of those with potential motive is likely a first stop. It's what I would do if I were an investigator. We are small fish in a big pond, but we can still be reeled in with ease if not careful.

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

I suppose that would depend on whether they ping the phone's final location or if they somehow pull location data and see the 24-48 hour stay at the mom's house. Because I would imagine if the phone weren't where it was found, then the officers would not encounter the neighbors and hear about the break in, again according to your theory.

[–] [deleted] • 2 pts (edited )

Blackmail him for the cash plus damage interets or else you start going neighbor to neighbor singing tales of his criminal exploits with proof of registry. Set up signs near street lamps. It's not illegal (the telling and signs part, of course).

[–] • 1 pt

Why not dox the guy first? On some chan or doxbin anonymously. Then maybe a "stranger" will teach him a lesson.

[–] • 1 pt

seem kinna gay

[–] • 2 pts

its jus u mane

[–] • 1 pt

NAW MANE NAW DON BE IGNORENT

[–] • 1 pt

mane did u check mah username?

[–] • 0 pt

Where is the option to just end it?

[–] • 0 pt

'Street Justice' is authorized.

You may proceed.

[–] • 0 pt

Im torn between 1 and 2.

But 1 could end up with you being a felon for assault.

[–] • 0 pt

You've already fucked up by asking.

This kind of thing isn't what you go to others to ask. It's a very personal, moral code of conduct that you have to answer to. The popularity contest for the answer will do you no good, even if it aligns with your personal compass. You now have a trail of evidence, unless you're going to the police, for whatever you would have done.

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