Come on dude. If your dad wanted his ashes spread at Indianapolis motor speedway, it's got to get on the track. We all know that. You know it too. Don't be a pussy.
Get a concessions job at 500 Speedway, take ashes with you and do a Shawshank Redemption leaky pocket a little every day in a garden area.
That's pretty funny right there.
I reckon you cpuld ask nicely and theyll let you.
I did security at the MCG in mepbourne which is hallowed ground for cricket fans everywhere. I could have made a small fortune tearing up handfuls of grass for english people who would jump on the pitch just for that reason.
Rig a drone with a drop mechanism and you can spread his ashes anywhere
A trebuchet. A trebuchet is the solution to almost everything. Discouraging illegal aliens from crossing the border. Disposing of garbage the truck refuses to pick up. Opening a locked door when you've forgotten your key. Getting dear old Dad's ashes into the track at Indie.
Wtf
Go and ask management nicely if you can do it on the brickline or that old scoreboard.
IIRC they left a line of the original track constructions bricks near the start line.
Make sure you swig some milk while youre doing it.
RIP to your dad. 20 something years later my dad still in an urn.
dumpster?
If I thought he belonged in a dumpster I would have just told your mom "shove this in your gross cunt" and she would do it without hesitation.
Anywhere,on that hallowed ground would be sufficient,Your Father will be proud.
Screw that. The ashes must go on top of the brick yard.
Agreed,just try getting NASCAR to understand this.
Show your tits boulevard on turn four!
You wouldn't be the first person to do that so I doubt they'd have a problem with it. A guy I know scattered his his dad's ashes at Talladega. They made a trip out of it in the RV by purchasing a ticket to the infield. Big crowd of people joined in and there was a lot of beer drank in celebration.
Actually when I called the museum she immediately said I'm not allowed to do that. I will drive around the complex until I see a good way I guess.
she said im not allowed
Shes not very bright.
Ask to talk to her boss.
If the boss says no show up and do it anyway.
I wish you success. Seriously.
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