Mr dead santa pants, Maybe you should widen your horizons and get some depends (old people diapers) . There is nothing like urinating in your pants while talking with someone. In mid conversation, pause a bit; with direct eye contact as you tell them you are urinating. Ahhhaaaaa (relax your entire countenance) thats better. Most people are speechless after or they just walk away completely disturbed. It truly is empowering.