Im a homeless drunk with an Obama phone bitch. I pee in my pants.
Im a homeless drunk with an Obama phone bitch. I pee in my pants.
INSTALL A UNINAL IN YOUR HOUSE
INSTALL A UNINAL IN YOUR HOUSE
You could just as easily ask, "Are you civilized?"
You could just as easily ask, "Are you civilized?"
I don't even get to piss all over the toilet seat, I piss on the closed toilet lid.
I don't even get to piss all over the toilet seat, I piss on the closed toilet lid.
As kids we would prank people by wrapping cellophane over the toilet bowl.
As kids we would prank people by wrapping cellophane over the toilet bowl.
These kind of polls are for immature faggots. Grow up
These kind of polls are for immature faggots. Grow up
What seat extension?
What seat extension?
I leave the whole fucking lid down, nigger.
I leave the whole fucking lid down, nigger.
Have you ever been so drunk that you peed in your underwear drawer?
Have you ever been so drunk that you peed in your underwear drawer?
I usually just pee on your mom's leg in the shower.
I usually just pee on your mom's leg in the shower.
You and me both, friend...you and me both.
You and me both, friend...you and me both.
No i go piss on while he sleeps in his bed den I break out dah house and get dah police tah swat him at 3am in dah morning
No i go piss on @STUPIDBIRD while he sleeps in his bed den I break out dah house and get dah police tah swat him at 3am in dah morning
Are you a russian stripper?
Are you a russian stripper?
你总是在谈我的鸡蛋卷，你一定喜欢一堆鸡巴。
你总是在谈我的鸡蛋卷，你一定喜欢一堆鸡巴。
Im chung lee, my karate is better than yours.who are you one of master mings men?
No chung lee, i am master Ming. Die chung lee.
Die master ming.
Oooohhh ahhh chop bam pow
Im chung lee, my karate is better than yours.who are you one of master mings men?
No chung lee, i am master Ming. Die chung lee.
Die master ming.
Oooohhh ahhh chop bam pow
What is a toilet seat extension?
What is a toilet seat extension?
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