like the double mask joke
I saw a fag with double masks this week.
If ever anyone asks why I'm not wearing a mask I tell them I'm a virologist.
If you want to try this you only need to know a few things in case you're pressed.
- The common cold is colloquial term for a group of similar viruses that cause minor discomfort, but are only fatal to the deathly ill. The technical names for these groups are Corona and Rhino viruses.
- You can't vaccinate against the common cold because they mutate so quickly.
- If there ever was a deadly strain of the common cold it would mutate into a non-deadly strain in a month or less.
- Surgical masks have never been effective against the common cold.
- Surgical masks protect against bacteria from entering a sterile field during surgery and are not designed to wear for anything more than 4 hours in said situations.
- Viruses are smaller than bacteria and pass straight through a surgical mask.
Viruses aren’t what you think. They are like cancer cells. Your body makes them.
You can NOT catch a virus
Your body doesn't make cancer cells you potato. It's what happens when their self destruct cycle refuses to engage. They are immortal cells that something in your environment has triggered to not die.
Yes, you can catch a virus with negative results after it abuses your body into reproducing them out of control, triggering your body to kill the manufacturing point. There are useful, and also deadly bacteria/virus combinations to us as humans.
Alternatively, a good shut the fuck up homo will suffice.
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