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Okay so im thinking we make some fake images using CDC logos in the corner saying that plastics bags are better then masks with some fake statistics anybody wanna help me make this dream come true? hopefully it works like the double mask joke

Okay so im thinking we make some fake images using CDC logos in the corner saying that plastics bags are better then masks with some fake statistics anybody wanna help me make this dream come true? hopefully it works like the double mask joke

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[–] • 10 pts (edited )

You must sanitize your mask by rubbing sanitizer into it on a regular basis. So that the entirety of your mask feels slightly damp.

If your mask feels dry, it's time to sanitize.

[–] • 7 pts

You think you're sarcastic, but I know people who have been doing this all along

[–] • 5 pts

at the beginning, I wore a hepa grade mask (from my busyness) and hung it up to UV sterilize in the sun between uses.

then I realised it was all dumb.

then my country locked down

Now I have a full face, forced filtered air, hepa+ mask, just to make a statement if i ever fly. I want other people to feel really stupid for believing their cheap n95 bacteria filters will stop a virus.

[–] • 2 pts

What, no body suit, with external ventilation hose and air pump? Amateur.

[–] • 1 pt

The disposable masks work because of static. Make the masks wet and their effectiveness is cut down to a fraction of what it was.

This is also why you change mask when working construction for extended periods, because even sweat and condensation is enough to cut filtration ability.

[–] • 1 pt

Maybe they are on to something. Just stay drunk all the time and make this shitty world more fun.

[–] • 0 pt

Further and further away we stray..

[–] • 3 pts

I like this one ! I can see millions of mask fags sanitizing their masks every hour or so Maybe a cgi Faucci explaining how and when to do it would really seal the deal.

[–] • 4 pts

I just want to force them to breath in the fumes from the bleach and alcohol all day.

If they want to be "virtuous", if they want to act holier than thou, make them suffer for it.

"I don't care if the bleach and alcohol burns your skin; I don't care if it irritates your eyes, nose, throat, and airway. If it saves just one life, it'll all be worth it."

[–] • 3 pts

2 masks, sanitise one with ammonia, and the other bleach.

[–] • 2 pts

This idea is epic. The Covidiots would do it.

[–] • 1 pt

Swiming with mask on epic

Survival of the something, cant remember swimming with mask on #cough

[–] • 6 pts

like the double mask joke

I saw a fag with double masks this week.

If ever anyone asks why I'm not wearing a mask I tell them I'm a virologist.

If you want to try this you only need to know a few things in case you're pressed.

  1. The common cold is colloquial term for a group of similar viruses that cause minor discomfort, but are only fatal to the deathly ill. The technical names for these groups are Corona and Rhino viruses.
  2. You can't vaccinate against the common cold because they mutate so quickly.
  3. If there ever was a deadly strain of the common cold it would mutate into a non-deadly strain in a month or less.
  4. Surgical masks have never been effective against the common cold.
[–] • 7 pts
  1. Surgical masks protect against bacteria from entering a sterile field during surgery and are not designed to wear for anything more than 4 hours in said situations.
  2. Viruses are smaller than bacteria and pass straight through a surgical mask.
[–] • 2 pts

Viruses aren’t what you think. They are like cancer cells. Your body makes them.

You can NOT catch a virus

[–] • 2 pts

Your body doesn't make cancer cells you potato. It's what happens when their self destruct cycle refuses to engage. They are immortal cells that something in your environment has triggered to not die.

Yes, you can catch a virus with negative results after it abuses your body into reproducing them out of control, triggering your body to kill the manufacturing point. There are useful, and also deadly bacteria/virus combinations to us as humans.

[–] • 3 pts

Alternatively, a good shut the fuck up homo will suffice.

[–] • 5 pts

An eye dropper with bleach. Two drops in the center of each eye will protect you from COVID-19 entering through the porous membranes of your eyes. Otherwise, a full face shield will be required for minimal protection.

[–] • 2 pts

Nice but only a few million will buy it. The plastic bag would probably go viral.

[–] [deleted] • 2 pts

Marijuana has many medicinal properties to include protection against the common cold. However, you should not smoke it as the smoke adversely affects the lungs. For best effect, consume a hash brownie twice a day and sew the Marijuana into your mask. The brownies act as a treatment against the virus that gets through the mask. The Marijuana in the mask helps to filter and treat incoming air by killing the virus as it passes through. Marijuana contains specific alkaloids that kill the virus in contacr, however you have to replace the Marijuana every few hours because the alkaloids get used up.

[–] • 2 pts

"Plastic bags are better than masks over the nose and mouth because they don't have the micro-holes that surgical masks have"

[–] • 2 pts

"Wear wet masks to better filter the virus"

[–] • 1 pt

And also create a better barrier at the edges of the mask.

[–] • 1 pt

Paper trash bag

come on be eco friendly.

[–] • 1 pt

Hahah now do guns

[–] • 1 pt

Sammich bags got micro holes. Makes it more believable.

[–] • 1 pt

I can do it. Give me some stats to make them with.

[–] • 1 pt

Not everyone wearing a mask believes in its efficacy or is even wearing it for the purposes you think they are. I love to be a semi invisible gray man, so naturally I love the masks.

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

It only protects from the corner grocer who has no tech. It's been possible to identify people by their gait with real-time computer viz software since at least the mid 2000s.

[–] • 0 pt

I am aware of that already. So I've taken measures to avoid that.

  1. I drive a 90's model vehicle
  2. I never take my phone with me when I leave the house unless I plan to travel far
  3. I sometimes walk with a limp in public
  4. I always pay in cash
  5. I have a "hide away" license plate on a non descript motorcycle
  6. I wear a mask, sunglasses, ball cap, etc
  7. I never give people my real name, email, phone, zip code, etc.
  8. I buy my guns via "private sale"
  9. I never shop at the same store twice in a row.
  10. I realize it's not flawless, but it works. *11. I do other stuff, too. It's fun.
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