Think they do that? Like the one osiris ritual where a child is 'born' from a cow. See if I can find this link on masonic egyptian satanic ritual abuse shit. Sick stuff
All of them?
It’s all pagan so stop recognizing it as a holiday. None of it has ever had anything to do with Jesus.
The Prophecy foretold that you would ask this question. You are the Chosen one! The position comes with a hat.
Loxar, the Great, will rise from the valley of Inham and claim his own. A 200-foot tall rabbit with iron teeth, Loxar traps the nosepickers of the world inside six-foot long eggs made of chocolate ... or something that looks like chocolate ... until they suffocate and die. Then their souls go to Gorland, where they are made into those little paper tubes on the inside of toilet paper rolls. They call them Holy Rollers. Only after a million rolls are the rotating souls liberated to rise to Xefal, the pink cloud-land of the blessed. When Loxar raises his mighty head, his twitchy nose enters Xefal, and the legions of the blessed fall to their knees and worship it. Nosepickers no longer, they adore the unpicked nose of Loxar.
That sounds gay as shit, but well constructed
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