Collect them all!
The technorats literally want to turn people into software platforms so they'll spend most of their life in a constatnt stream of updates and redudant password entering.
Thats not very staying safe of you. I'll get an extra vax to make up for your selfish bigotry.
It doesn't matter since Israel announce that you will have to get one over 6 months eventually, so you will get them all.
Hell yeah, do I get an ultra rare holographic vaccine card with every injection?
You get to keep wearing your mask and be isolated in your pod unless you go to work where you need to pay 80% taxes to refinance the crisis and the green deal.
But can I watch rick n morty marathons in my pod?
And a free donut!
Yes! And each card is worth 2000 social credit points!
It has to be a frozen suppository before everyone gets it.
If it was actually dangerous I'd just take ivermectin or Hydroxychloroquine.
All of them, because I’m mildly suicidal and hear that the vaccines are more dangerous than the virus anyways. Getting tired of working at a hospital without getting infected. I just felt like COVID would really go well with my AIDS.
Mixing your alcohol is a great way to get drunk.
Mixing your vaccines is a great way to get ______?
ZERO
Gotcha catch 'em all! Poke-vax!
Zero,covidhoax is just that.
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