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I'm thinking a minimum of 3 different vaxs for covid, gotta make sure I'm staying extra safe.

I'm thinking a minimum of 3 different vaxs for covid, gotta make sure I'm staying extra safe.

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[–] 4 pts

Collect them all!

[–] 3 pts

I choose you auto-immune disease!!!

[–] 2 pts

AstraZeneca uses blood clots! It's super effective.

[–] 0 pt

What about the babydick emulsion upgrade?

[–] 2 pts

The technorats literally want to turn people into software platforms so they'll spend most of their life in a constatnt stream of updates and redudant password entering.

[–] [deleted] 2 pts

zero.

Thats not very staying safe of you. I'll get an extra vax to make up for your selfish bigotry.

I am offering my vaccine to a nice shit shin er ahhhh black family as reparations :) I suggest all white families should do the same.

[–] 2 pts

It doesn't matter since Israel announce that you will have to get one over 6 months eventually, so you will get them all.

Hell yeah, do I get an ultra rare holographic vaccine card with every injection?

[–] 2 pts

You get to keep wearing your mask and be isolated in your pod unless you go to work where you need to pay 80% taxes to refinance the crisis and the green deal.

But can I watch rick n morty marathons in my pod?

[–] 0 pt

Yes! And each card is worth 2000 social credit points!

[–] 1 pt

It has to be a frozen suppository before everyone gets it.

[–] 1 pt

If it was actually dangerous I'd just take ivermectin or Hydroxychloroquine.

[–] 1 pt

All of them, because I’m mildly suicidal and hear that the vaccines are more dangerous than the virus anyways. Getting tired of working at a hospital without getting infected. I just felt like COVID would really go well with my AIDS.

[–] 1 pt

Mixing your alcohol is a great way to get drunk.

Mixing your vaccines is a great way to get ______?

[–] 0 pt

Gotcha catch 'em all! Poke-vax!

[–] 0 pt

Zero,covidhoax is just that.

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