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I have to travel by ferry in the next week, they say you have to have a PCR test to board, so I've got a home PCR test, what's the best thing to do with it?

What if I just took the swab out of its packet and sent it back, will this be accepted? Or I could spit on it, but then I'd be giving them my DNA. I certainly don't want it going inside my body, I've heard about Morgellons disease, and there are other issues with some of the chemicals in the tests.

What should I do?

I have to travel by ferry in the next week, they say you have to have a PCR test to board, so I've got a home PCR test, what's the best thing to do with it? What if I just took the swab out of its packet and sent it back, will this be accepted? Or I could spit on it, but then I'd be giving them my DNA. I certainly don't want it going inside my body, I've heard about Morgellons disease, and there are other issues with some of the chemicals in the tests. What should I do?

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Let a dog lick it. Or give a homeless person $5 to use it.

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Insert it anally, and then later, check and see if any of those brain worms crawled up your ass.

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I have been trying to get my hands on a kit to put the swab under a microscope and look for the little blair hairs people have been seeing on them.

after filming it unopened, and opened with 100x-500x I would dip the swab into a glass of milk and send it in!

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Doesn't matter what you dip it in that mother fucker is coming back positive

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Stick it in your dick hole

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Dip it in antibiotics

Why has my name been changed? I dont care about wabbits.

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Shove it up your cockhole