Hahahahaha, fuckface. I'm not sensitive. And yes, only an idiot would hire me. Too bad there are no idiots out there. Yup, I've drawn it, it's just that it's so simple that I thought 20'x24' box with a shed roof would describe it. But... no. It does not.
But seriously, folks. I appreciate any feedback whatsoever. I have built a couple dozen silly sheds, the largest of which were about 10x15 or so, so I've never dealt with a floor joist over 10'. 20' is ludicrous with what I was planning. I ran my plan by a family member and he (like you) had a good laugh at my blocks idea. So the client is down to 12x24 which I can wrap my head around. We don't have weather up here that throws many sheds of blocks, so it should be fine. Could also use sono tubes but, boring. I'm thinking of laying down crushed gravel, blocks, levelling them. PT 4x4's for a sort of sill, levelling again, Building the 12oc 2x6 pt floor joists (levelling those) and throwing down 3/4" cdx for the floor. Then just stick framing the walls. I forget which ones have the california corners but I'll figure it out. Double header of 2x6"s or 8s for the barn door. I think it's going to be a 4x12 pitch as is, which might not be cool. Then blocks between the studs to attach board, then battens. At some point I will put the roof on. Probably after the walls. Definitely after the floor. It would be 2x6 birdsmouth rafters, about 14' i think. again, these might be too short as the pitch will probably need to be 6x12.
This is not my first career, I've just fallen in love with building things recently so I tend to bite of more than I can chew and force myself to figure it out - and I have a dear family member who doesn't let me make huge engineering mistakes. I also have you cunts.
But materials cost what they cost, my original question was more about what is reasonable to charge for my labor. I've missed a few quotes lately and I was getting gun shy. You know the feeling. "Oh gee, am I charging too much?" Yes. Probably. I usually bill myself out at $50/hour. Stop laughing, you dick. Gas is expensive. And I have a tape measure 'n sheeeit. I don't deal with the Law, btw. I only do stuff that's out in the sticks and where I am, no one much bothers. Combine that with retards fleeing the cities (like me) and you have a great tradesman market.
But yeah, I'm usually in over my head. No one's died so far and I'm working outside so fuckit.
And I really do appreciate you taking the time to draw something up, in all seriousness. I was on the road and made the original post while I was gassing up without thinking about it too much, which was why it was so vague. I know if someone asks me to build an 8x8 shed with gables and a door, I'll charge a certain amount. Past a certain point, I'm clueless. Which is where I am.
What did you draw that up on, if you mind me asking?
This building thing is so deep. There are so many considerations, I try to build things that make the client happy but are simple enough that I can do while still learning a bit.
I'm going to google this, obviously, but are there any resources for free blueprints that you guys recommend?
Sounds like you get 'er all figgered out there, Tiger. Get building.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6T_XXh1WaG0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKtxxZ8qB0A
Oh my sides. I call that "Intuitive Building".
Pray for me, I guess.
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