"Mr. Allnut... I need help getting back in the boat", after she just took a bath in this African river where they're all alone. "Now close your eyes and help me in."
You are alone on a river in Africa with a young, virgin White missionary girl from Europe when WWI breaks out. You're a drunk. A case of gin in your coffers. This movie needs to be updated.
Can you imagine a 2021 version of it?
Hard Mode: Incorporate the principals and moral code of White Christians 100 years ago. (I always wanted to see Rosie's tits and lithe white body plopped on the fantail of the African Queen by that gin-drunk Canadian.)
It could be awesome.
*"Mr. Allnut... I need help getting back in the boat"*, after she just took a bath in this African river where they're all alone. *"Now close your eyes and help me in."*
You are alone on a river in Africa with a young, virgin White missionary girl from Europe when WWI breaks out. You're a drunk. A case of gin in your coffers. This movie needs to be updated.
Can you imagine a 2021 version of it?
Hard Mode: Incorporate the principals and moral code of White Christians 100 years ago. (I always wanted to see Rosie's tits and lithe white body plopped on the fantail of the African Queen by that gin-drunk Canadian.)
It could be awesome.
(post is archived)