Segway tour, shit was fun. Went around and saw the basics, but on segways.
Hang around outside all the closed museums with information about the wall gofundme to pass out to disappointed tourists.
Smithsonian is a lot of fun. Go see the Lincoln memorial, reflecting pool and Washington Monument
Edit: Get a pic of yourself in front of the White House. Booth's Theater where Pres. Lincoln was shot is in DC as well
Sure, I've been there many times. Government is the big thing to see there. Go to the National Archives and see our founding documents. Go to the Capitol. Go to ... everything. It's all interesting. Go to Lincoln memorial and get pushed into the gutter and everywhere else by Japanese tourists. Go to the National Cathedral. Go to the Nigger ghettos not far from the Whitehouse. It's all worth seeing.
Mall of America. Stand outside of the white with a sign that says hag niggers. You will make it on cnn
Would have made more sense when obongo was in
You don't even need to go that far, just hold up a sign that says "Its okay to be white" people will lose their shit. Are you going to DC?
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