i take the gun off them because at that range im pretty sure il be able to have it pointing away from me before they know anything is happening
now having the only rooty mc shooty in england i proceed to take over the country single handedly while the armed response unit is too fearful to come at me with their swords shaped like arms, my conquest goes unchanneled and i make my self king of england, declaring the day national bacon day, i free the celtic nations and start a new era of colonisation which makes england so rich the celtic nations ask to rejoin, we then celebrate with bacon which by now is free to all citizens of the united kingdom, funded by the wealth of empire
dont forget to deport shitskins
You left out the part about kicking out all the nignogs and wigwogs
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