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What is your hairstyle of choice?

What is your hairstyle of choice?

... what hair?
I'm still rock'n da mullet, baby!
Long everywhere, like some heavy metal drop out.
Short on the sides, buzzed on top, like some military drop out.
Parted on the side, like Mommy used to do it for me when I was a kid.
Slicked back on the top, down toward the ears on the side, the new "cool" middle part
Fuck You!

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Right part undercut fade

Bald with full goatee. Once I find out I had the right skull shape for it I never looked back.

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Nice. Im losing it pretty bad on top. Would take the bald pill now and grow some facial hair, but I live behind enemy lines and dont want to deal with inevitable "skinhead" accusations. Thank God im moving soon.

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Haven't had a haircut since I retired 16 months ago.

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Why wasn't Gorilla Glue an option? All the joggers are doing it. You racist or something?

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Gib meh a big mack combo ajd a jerry curl kit

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The way I've always worn it but it coming off soon so it doesn't matter. Once my hair reaches a certain length, I start shedding like a German Shepherd.

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