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Should i quit whilst im ahead or try to ride out the PIP and see if i dont get fired?

Should i quit whilst im ahead or try to ride out the PIP and see if i dont get fired?

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One fun thing to do is exactly what your supervisor tells you to do. Nothing more, nothing less. You have to take what they say literally, no matter how ridiculous the outcome. This might be difficult for people who have no experience being pedantic, but it's amazingly effective at highlighting how stupid your boss is.

For example, if they tell you to set up a meeting to talk about performance, set one up in your calendar. Don't invite anybody, not even them. They didn't tell you too, remember. If they tell you to finish a task before lunch, don't go to lunch until you finish the task ... even if it puts them out of compliance with labor laws. You just have to be literal and the fun can be amazing.

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I'd have your ass out the door in no time if you tried that shit. Playing semantic games get you nowhere

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Depending on the state that could get me an early retirement courtesy of selling your boat and taking the company's settlement. If it's a state where that won't work, the subtler approach is fun too. You sabotage the company in ways that are difficult or impossible to detect.

If you're familiar with computer security, you know the principle that you can't secure a machine when your adversary has physical access. The same is true for your business. The takeaway is don't make adversaries out of your employees.