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Feel like a young Gary Oldman

Feel like a young Gary Oldman

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I haven't shaved my beard yet. Not until after I'm sure we won't have anymore frosts.

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Don't forget to shave your back.

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Don't have much body hair. Just insanely long nipple hair. Measured it at 4.25" once

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I rock a 70s porn mustache sometimes in winter for a week or two

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'Shaved off beard'

so when is your sex change operation?

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Same day as ellen page. We're swapping sex organs. Making fat stacks off that stupid bitch.

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Um...he prefers to be called Elliot, you misogynist Nazi

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Why?

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I think it's pretty clear to look like a poor man's Gary Oldman. Been fishing a lot too. Seems to go with the territory

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i haven't shaved my beard in 30 years...

barber trims it every 2-3 weeks when I get me hair cut (flat top).

I fish all the time. in central florida. in august.

not that there's anything wrong with doing a Gary Oldman.

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I let my shit grow out for 2 months recently, it made me look like a deranged serial killer. Too much gray/white hairs anyway, depressing. I keep it trimmed with an electric trimmer now.

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A few days? I sport the stache all summer!

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whats with all these shaving manlets...

my beard is permanent. none of this gay ass shit

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What's with all these insecure alpha posturings

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I like to mix it up. Feel like a spy. Or Gary Oldman