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Crowbar? Hammer? Asking for a friend of course. It’s for a good cause

Crowbar? Hammer? Asking for a friend of course. It’s for a good cause

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Shove a pistol in their mouth and force them to open it, then to climb into it.

What are you, new?

Tell her you make a lot of money.

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It’s a male Jew no thanks 🤮

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If the back seat folds down, probably from the inside.

*edit -- but then you could just pop the trunk

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Hypothetically, would a Volkswagen Jetta have these seats? In Minecraft

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What kind of fag drives a Jetta?

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He said 'male jew' earlier. I used to fuck a fat girl that drove one, she gave good blowhead.

Lots of lube, you fucking faggot.

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I like where this is going..

Break the window and hit the trunk release

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Call a locksmith or AAA

Or pick it yourself.

Unless nigger.. then break back window, and pull back seat down.

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Bend them over and lift the skirt seems to work

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Punch the lock through with a screwdriver and a hammer, they're usually just a simple mechanism that you can turn once the cylinder is destroyed. Sometimes it will just punch the whole lock mechanism through and you can turn the inner latch with a tool of some sort. Barring that, assuming it's a sedan, a crow or wrecking bar will do the job as well, if sloppy. Hatchback you just shatter the window.

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Jetta does have a key lock. Passats do not.

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Earn your own, Jamar.

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General purpose, no-key: I would try an air wedge, MEGA GREASE THE CLAMPY, then prybar

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