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Crowbar? Hammer? Asking for a friend of course. It’s for a good cause

Crowbar? Hammer? Asking for a friend of course. It’s for a good cause

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Shove a pistol in their mouth and force them to open it, then to climb into it.

What are you, new?

Tell her you make a lot of money.

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It’s a male Jew no thanks 🤮

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If the back seat folds down, probably from the inside.

*edit -- but then you could just pop the trunk

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Hypothetically, would a Volkswagen Jetta have these seats? In Minecraft

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What kind of fag drives a Jetta?

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He said 'male jew' earlier. I used to fuck a fat girl that drove one, she gave good blowhead.

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Earn your own, Jamar.

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Punch the lock through with a screwdriver and a hammer, they're usually just a simple mechanism that you can turn once the cylinder is destroyed. Sometimes it will just punch the whole lock mechanism through and you can turn the inner latch with a tool of some sort. Barring that, assuming it's a sedan, a crow or wrecking bar will do the job as well, if sloppy. Hatchback you just shatter the window.

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Jetta does have a key lock. Passats do not.

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Bend them over and lift the skirt seems to work

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Call a locksmith or AAA

Or pick it yourself.

Unless nigger.. then break back window, and pull back seat down.

Break the window and hit the trunk release

Lots of lube, you fucking faggot.

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I like where this is going..

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