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Supposed be in like an hour I think.

Supposed be in like an hour I think.

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Just wear your Mask. You will be immune to asteroids

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You need to get the vaccine, wear four masks and social distance. Your safety is the asteroid's priority.

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Asteroids are like Niggers, a friend to no one

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I thought Prep H did the trick...

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Forgot we were supposed to die on the 21st.

Well, it's the 22nd down here and I'm safe, so suffer seppos.

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Every day is Judgement Day to a hopeful xtian.

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The Good Lord will see to that we aren't destroyed in one simple event.

The End of Days will be long, hard, and bloody.

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technically God only takes credit for flukes and happenstance.

God cures cancer through vague prayer, but never heals amputees, not one limb has grown back, not one.

Listen I like the idea of a loving,caring God, I think its wonderful. I also thought Santa was wonderful.

At some point we have to grow up.

The part that gets me, is how badly God seems to NEED things from us, God, would not NEED anything from you, certainly not enough to force compliance with petty threats. I still think we should be GOOD PEOPLE in general, we shouldnt hurt each other and be murderers, but its got nothing at all to do with what days you eat which food on. or magic hats and superman capes, or silly occult symbols and the hanged man.

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Oh you don't have to convince me.

I'm well aware of the judentricks of the desert jew and his god.

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You speak weird.

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Darkhorse prediction: The asteroid hits the earth at just the right spot to shatter and rain down debris over the entire US, and everyone on The List is mysteriously struck by a piece.

Hemmorriod, not assteriod.

It's a pain in the ass keeping them separated.

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Once again, I am disappointed

What lol can't keep up with the impending death

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Supposedly the size of the golden gate bridge. Some dude was posting last week about his inside knowledge that it would hit. Hopes dashed once again...

Did we die

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I'm not telling if you arent...

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Let me be the first to say fuck that asteroid. Fuck that asteroid.

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I agree. The amount of bullshit pilled on since 2012 pisses me off more every day...

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So did it hit? Are we dead?

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We all died or something a long time ago and wound up in Clown World Hell timeline--an end to this abomination would be a blessing...and we obviously aren't that fortunate.

This actually exists as a proposed theory on at least one video that may or may not be a joke.

on toobz, "The world ended in 2012 and we are in a simulated world" is the claim.

Ofc, the alien scientist logged into 4chan to reveal all this, as they tend to do....

Still its better than readers digest.

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