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You get a prehensile penis upgrade.

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Don't lie.

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I made a sandwich and that comment simultaneously.

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I had a sandwich earlier. It was tasty.

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Either your sandwich tastes like dick or your keyboard does. Or both. Probably both.

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1k? Those are rookie numbers.

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Your life doesn't improve when you achieve the 1k, the process of earning the 1k has improves your life, Grasshopper.

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Celebrate with a noose.

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It’ll improve your life 1k internet points.

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Legend has it 'BurninHelena' will come to your house, and gibs you a shrimp job

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No.

You need 1k REAL internet points to see any substantive improvement.

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Oh yeah. You have no idea. That's when the books open up.

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My life is better for it.