It's always funny when people say "how are you so skinny if you eat as much as me!?! You must have a fast metabolism! Not fair!" No. This is all I eat. You, fatsos sneak off at night and raid the fridge. I recommend anyone who has fat relatives to put a baby monitor by their kitchen at night and just watch for a few hours after everyone goes to bed. They sneak in one by one and grab snacks like mice. My rant is over, calories in calories out, stop eating fatties.