Two old men talking.
First guy: I hate being old, I can't sleep, I can't pee, and I can't take a crap.
Second: I sleep more soundly then I ever have! I piss like a race horse every morning, have a large firm bowel movement promptly at 8:00 am
Then I wake up every day at 9:00am.
Two old men talking.
First guy: I hate being old, I can't sleep, I can't pee, and I can't take a crap.
Second: I sleep more soundly then I ever have! I piss like a race horse every morning, have a large firm bowel movement promptly at 8:00 am
Then I wake up every day at 9:00am.
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