I saw [this post](https://poal.co/s/Videos/318307) by @quarterpac and it got me thinking about the other Sam Hyde posts I've seen. I've never, ever finished one because they're too long, meandering, and I never know what point he's trying to make and/or if he has one. It's like going to the middle of an essay without a thesis that switches topics midway through with just a dash of rant/word soup. What on earth is interesting about this guy? The only remarkable thing I can see is that his mother didn't drown him in a bathtub after seeing his misshapen face.