Only a fool plays the lottery.
I walked in to the convenience store once and some nog fat bitch bought $100 in scratch offs as I waited behind her. When the cashier said the amount she owed I said "Jesus Christ!"
She said, "don't take the Lord's name in vain" I replied: "wouldn't Jesus rather you donate that money to the Church" The dindu goes and says: "they ain't giving me nothing anyways"
I ended the convo at that point.
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