You're not alone here. My favorite is telling them that I already massacred their arrest warrant team they sent last week and their friend is locked in my BDSM dungeon about to get the Primitive Penetrator soon.
There was one curry scammer actually believed me and prayed in Hindi for me to release his friend. There are some dumb ones.
I'm going to have to remember the dungeon theme and repeat it;with your permission,of course.
Go for it, but be creative and add in some bone breaker sounds to mix it up a bit. I like sharpening a knife blade on speaker and say "Abu! Allah Ackbar his head!" If you have a group of friends, it'll be even more fun.
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