Sometimes I waste their time and play along. Then I ask then something like, why do you shit in the street, or does your left hand smell like shit. They usually hang up on me.
Check out the Hoax Hotel channel on Jootube.
I usually play along for a minute or so then call the guy a benchod (it means sister fucker) they get really pissed off and I get a good laugh.
...and I thought I was the only one to enjoy this pass time.
You're not alone here. My favorite is telling them that I already massacred their arrest warrant team they sent last week and their friend is locked in my BDSM dungeon about to get the Primitive Penetrator soon.
There was one curry scammer actually believed me and prayed in Hindi for me to release his friend. There are some dumb ones.
I'm going to have to remember the dungeon theme and repeat it;with your permission,of course.
Go for it, but be creative and add in some bone breaker sounds to mix it up a bit. I like sharpening a knife blade on speaker and say "Abu! Allah Ackbar his head!" If you have a group of friends, it'll be even more fun.
Don't threaten them, just tell them they sound like a Paki.
Where's the fun in that, but I have gotten a little creative and used a fake business where I replied, "This is Jew Exterminator Wipe Services. How may I help you?"
This dude actually was interested. "Wait? You kill jews?"
"Yes. We also provide oven cookout parties, gassings, and Hitler themed birthday parties."
I tell them I'm going to find their mom and fuck her face.
I usually tell them I'm a farmer and I'm going to beat my cows for what they've done.
I try to troll them, but they know. I act interested and they instantly say, "fuck you" and hang up.
i tore one a new asshole once and he asked why i was being so racist. told him because i wanted to and it wasn't like he was going to call the cops and complain about it 😂
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