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Have any of you woken up with scratches usually three in parallel that you cant explain and in places you know you cant reach? Edit: lol saw after long time i fcked the title. Why haven't you cunts belittled me for it seems like Poal i sliding.

Have any of you woken up with scratches usually three in parallel that you cant explain and in places you know you cant reach? Edit: lol saw after long time i fcked the title. Why haven't you cunts belittled me for it seems like Poal i sliding.

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[–] [deleted] • 7 pts

I don't have "places I can't reach" ya friggin lard

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Don't jump to conclusions. This could be a body builder with huge muscles that prevent the free movement of his arms.

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Hey i do as the bears now im gonna shed for summer.

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You got the haunted nigger

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Ffs i don't seem to be able to escape them anywhere! Time to bring out the best Swedish invention!

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Penis pump?

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Nah thats Austrian. Im more into the kaboom industry.

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Do you have one or several cats?

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No cats and it has happened in different places its not tied to one place more like its tied to me.

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Are you sleepwalking?

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I hope not but i know that i talk alot in my sleep. One time i had someone else parent try to comfort me because i was "crying" in my sleep and talking like i was very scared (that night i dreamt about a cruise ship capsizing and people around me were in full panic and some even drowned). My mom came by and ask her wth she was doing because i was just sleeptalking.

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Try Anti-Demon spray, it can be found in the feminine hygiene aisle of your Walmart.

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Lol everyone is not murican. look up an atlas ffs.

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Fine, your local Sainsbury, Tesco, Champion, Carrefour etc.

I'm European.

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Don't have any of those try more like my Ica maxi, Öb, Ullared, Coop Forum etc.

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Where can't you reach but the middle of your back?

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Now i can but i have gotten scratches in places i couldnt reach before ive been stiff as a board and could not reach my shoulder blades without using both arms and having it hurt like hell.

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Does your proctologist have long nails?

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Never been to one but it probably is time to check my prostate. How was it did you like it?

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Its Nightman. Hopefully he didn't pay the troll toll.

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Is he brother to Sandman? Because i already give him some change.

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Get the priest to bless some water for you, put it in a spray bottle and spritz it around the house.

Just in case.

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Will that make the alleged haunted nigger go away?

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It probably happened during gay sex.

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Ffs couldn't you have told me your "mom" was a tranny.

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Well "she" is your dad, so you should have known already, Sis! Retarded much?

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By what you are implying so am i apparently?

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Those might be scabies or bedbugs.

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Neop i have had bedbugs and this aint it this is long (about 5-10cm) red deep marks that comes in threes.

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check for dermatographia, or maybe allergy to laundry softener, washing powder or smth similar

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Nothing like that this is more if you had long nails and really tried to scratch hard and deep. Which is weird because i have no nails as I'm a vivid nailbiter.

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well for sure origin for those scratches are not "paranormal", that is all faked :)

>places you know you cant reach

my advice is then you find some nice person with a large bottle of lotion, or some moisturizer

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The 2 thing i find when checking is either exercise might have caused it (haha big doubt havent been to a gym since 2005) or spooky stuff. Little disappointed you didnt type something like "find some nice person with hairy arms unibrown and a bottle of xxxtra slippery lube" or something like that.

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