"Apartment" or next to you ?
"Apartment" or next to you ?
Just tell him just like you said, don't worry about polite. He might appreciate it, if not, oh well.
Just tell him just like you said, don't worry about polite. He might appreciate it, if not, oh well.
Slide a pamphlet from a local sleep specialist under his door with a sticky note that says you need to make an appointment. Bonus points if he freaks out and move
Slide a pamphlet from a local sleep specialist under his door with a sticky note that says you need to make an appointment.
Bonus points if he freaks out and move
This is what I would do.
This is what I would do.
Nice loud box fan, it'll save you money in the summer as well. If he's really loud turn the exhaust fan on over the stove too.
Nice loud box fan, it'll save you money in the summer as well. If he's really loud turn the exhaust fan on over the stove too.
He’ll laugh at you if you say anything, don’t bother. When he wakes you up next go to your stereo and play loud music for a couple minutes, then go quiet and don’t answer your door. If you hear him normally wake at 6, pull this shit at 5:15, he’ll love it.
Then move to a house and stop living like a nog.
He’ll laugh at you if you say anything, don’t bother. When he wakes you up next go to your stereo and play loud music for a couple minutes, then go quiet and don’t answer your door. If you hear him normally wake at 6, pull this shit at 5:15, he’ll love it.
Then move to a house and stop living like a nog.
Yeah, I'm never going back to an apartment again. I've had my own share of annoying neighbors. One of my favorites was an old lady who would come outside to call for her cat every night for about 30 minutes at around 9 pm. It was incredibly annoying. We lived in an apartment complex where I was the apartment nearest the stairs, and the walls were paper thin. The cat was gone for months, and evidently, it didn't want to come back. I eventually convinced her to give it up, mostly because I told her that the cat would find another home.
Yeah, I'm never going back to an apartment again. I've had my own share of annoying neighbors. One of my favorites was an old lady who would come outside to call for her cat every night for about 30 minutes at around 9 pm. It was incredibly annoying. We lived in an apartment complex where I was the apartment nearest the stairs, and the walls were paper thin. The cat was gone for months, and evidently, it didn't want to come back. I eventually convinced her to give it up, mostly because I told her that the cat would find another home.
None of your business, get some earplugs whiney
None of your business, get some earplugs whiney
Buy him a sleep study for christmas
Buy him a sleep study for christmas
Loud, passionate sex. It asserts dominance and secures the white race
Loud, passionate sex. It asserts dominance and secures the white race
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