Oh! I had covid and it was absolutely awful. My ass swelled up, just full of shit. Not the normal shit either! It had boils! In the shit! Oh God it was horrendous! I couldnt smell my swollen ass filled with boil shit, so I had no clue! I order a taxie, I'm leaking like crazy while i wait to get picket up from the Biden rec center, where we smell "of age adults" and learn fuzzy math. Anyways, the cabbie takes one look at me, keeps on driving. I'm about to call out to him, but then I start coughing like crazy! Coughing harder then hunter Biden hitting a crack pipe! I guess it was the glossy lung that I had! So there i am, on the corner of MLK boulevard and 5th, hacking up glossy lung chunks with my swollen ass and its shit boils, a fine young diversity youth asks if I'm doing ok, because he noticed that my toes were curled up something fierce! That's when I knew I had it, because I couldn't smell the guy even though my nose was inches away from his wooly hair! I checked into a holiday inn and lived on pillow mints for 6 years! God I hope I don't relapse, my rabbi would kill me!
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