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Come on man!

Come on man!

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No. You need the boat for when you explain to the feds that you brought your guns out on the lake or ocean and accidently lost them overboard so you can't register that you have said guns because you don't have them anymore.

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I lost the boat in that accident, too. I might even have lost other items I haven't thought of yet.

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Yes, prepaid phones, your own private hard drive from hell... boats are not as steady now that we have this climate change to deal with

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Climate change would explain the iceberg that sank my jon boat.

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Oh.

Great minds, and all that.

For some reason I don't read ahead when I've been drinking. That feature gets disabled or something. Probably due to memory errors.

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Be careful. That'll lead to an increasing number of bad sectors. Hope you've got a recent backup made just in case (:

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Yeah! Duh!!

That excuse is way lamer without the actual boat!

...unless you also claim to have lost that in said boating accident as well, I suppose...

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Sadly yes, I lost my boat

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That sucks.

May you find her again one day!