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Someone who can tell the difference between your and you're. Last thing we need is to repopulate with retarded degenerates.

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No, your a grammar Nazi. You cant go. No, your a bad Nazi. (There, I did it twice.)

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Thanks for the compliment. If you want to insult me, call me a grammar jew.

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It wasn't meant to be an insult, just a joke, fren.

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Fuck, you suck

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Phoneposter, muh autocorrect. That sentence took longer to type than I'm willing to admit. You're welcome.

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That would be a hell of a party!

What do we take of you had to choose beer, whiskey or ice cream?

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Duh! all 3 obviously! There you are. How ya been? The new family doing well??

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All is surprisingly and graciously Wel! Been keeping a low profile and slightly guiltily.

Been spending a lot of time at home and feel like I don’t have much to contribute. Might be seasonal as I always feel off right around this time every year.

Doesn’t matter how many vitamins I take, just feel off

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That depends, can I go fishing and hunting on this alien planet?

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You gotta pick me to raise all the martian quails for dinner. I'd pick AOU, because he knows all about rice.

https://poal.co/s/Quail/272600

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I would take you, but @starjello is cuter.

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@statjello not found? You taking ghosts with you?

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Thanks, I fixed it. I'm watching a livestream and talking to them and reading here at the same time. On a phone. With the video player shrunk down. With my old eyes. I'm waiting for a laptop to be delivered.

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Your mom

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911, i have just witnessed a roast that seemed lethal at s/askpoal/295290, come here and save op if you can

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None. Im going to enjoy the time alone.

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People obsessed with going to space and Mars are weirdos.

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I would submit the question to be.. who do you not take with?

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Parlenter, because he's fake and gay

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Somebody's got a new boyfriend? I'm telling engrish is hard.

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Starjello

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Whats up with starjello to make everyone take him?

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The first or one of the first users to have welcomed me to the site. Called me hon, calls a lot of users hon, starjello may be a woman. Also a very pleasant user, I've never seen any anger there, which means she won't get drunk and hit me. And muh colonize.

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Nobody. Autistic. My own planet seems like the perfect solution.

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We can be neighbors in the Bootes Void

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An old boss of mine said, when I communicated by fantasy of having Earth ENTIRELY to myself (even had plans and strategies for getting comfortable), that if HE was in the penthouse condo next door at the beach (oceanfront), he would declare war on me, just to have something to do.

you? DEATHTRAP?

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I dont understand your question. Was your boss the only other person in that hypothetical?

FYI, The Bootes Void is an unusual expanse of 650 million light years of nothing in all directions, except for 6 galaxies, all of course a few measly light years wide. Thats thee spot for isolation, yet with several galaxies, likely enough resources.

I wouldnt want to be neighbors on the same planet with you or anyone. But over there, we can be certain that there would be less people, in total, and a chore for more people to get to.

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