I would say if you join right now you are. I was in the military for 14 years. Was in private military contracting a few years after that. Eventually I woke up and started realizing I was being used to profit politicians pockets for wars and being used as a puppet to defend kikes. That is what makes me hate my service.

Add the fact I fucked up my body and wasted so many years away from my kids that I could have spent with them fighting in useless conflicts.

On one hand I got amazing education from the air force, got a retirement, got VA disability, kids get free college to any state college, and a lot of other benefits. On the other my body is wrecked, I spent a lot of time away from home, I regret a lot of things, and you can't put a price on those things.

Obviously, it's more nuanced than your bumper sticker logic suggests, but what we really want to know is if you have actually ever even been anywhere near a clitoris.

I can be a piece of trash whether I join the military or not!

I think the opposite; all the best impulses are distilled into soldiers. If you make rank, probably.

Maybe, idk. But you probably have brownish skin of some shit variety, these days.