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Seriously, that dumb fucking nigger got paid. Why not me?

Seriously, that dumb fucking nigger got paid. Why not me?

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[–] 4 pts

Spray some great stuff up your ass. https://www.greatstuff.dupont.com/

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“I mean it is Great Stuff. I could see how the name is misleading.”

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And the tube is really small, not scary.

[–] 2 pts

Does it specify not for anal recreation on the bottle?

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Ok, think up some stunt that will end in lifelong disfigurement and extreme pain and post it on Facebook.

Make sure you use a product from a company worth billions.

[–] 2 pts

Also make sure it's obviously wrong to make yourself look MAXIMUM RETARD!

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Gorilla glue a dildo to your forehead!

[–] 0 pt

Livestream your police-assisted death

[–] 0 pt

Shoot up a synagogue?

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Put on a dress, make up sob story about rampant trans abuse aimed at you. Claim a need for money for surgery and therapy. Don't specify what surgery ( could be for legitimate future possible surgery, or so your lawyer would say).

Bonus if you have a full beard.

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Become the tranny version of Belle Delphine. Literally just wear a dress, slap on some fake tits (tissues, rags, etc.), and stick your tongue out while playing games and wearing dumb makeup/wigs. Beard would be a bonus tbh.

Don’t be too obvious, but occasionally drop red pills while you game. “OMG, you guys, these orcs make up less than 13% of the NPC population, and yet...”

Good luck

Just say nigger a lot, claim you have turrets syndrome.and require an operation to sever your corpus callosum which is an expensive operation and you love niggers.

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Well saying nigger works if you sing faggot country music and play guitar.

Apparently. Let him disparage the likes and find out what happens

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That dude is fake as fuck. I just looked at a bunch of pictures of him to decide if he is a Jew or not. What I did find out is that his mullet is so ridiculous that it’s obvious he is told by his jew handlers that he will have it or he will be done. I guess he tried to say nigger to get out of the contract but look how the jews turned that around on him and made him popular as fuck. Lol. I just came up with that awesome theory of what happened with that dude.

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What if you claim to totally buy an implicit claim from marketing and run wild w it? For example if a certain sneaker suggests improved athleticism and you cement your feet in them, something like that.

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Commit suicide for black rights and make a gofund me for your funeral.