What's do 5 dirty jokes and a dick have in common?
Dey all in OPs head.
What's do 5 dirty jokes and a dick have in common?
Dey all in OPs head.
Okay, guy walks into a bar orders a beer slams it. Says "Whose the toughest guy in here?", so the bartender points over to the corner and says "That guy over there", so the guy goes over kicks his ass and leaves.
Next day same guy walks orders 2 beers slams them both. "Whose the toughest guy in here?", so the bartender points over to the other corner and says "That guy over there", so the guy goes over kicks his ass and leaves.
Well the bartender is getting pretty sick of this guys shit at this point. So he goes to the zoo over night and rents a Gorilla and locks it in the bathroom.
Next day same guy walks orders 3 beers slams all 3. "Whose the toughest guy in here?", so the bartender says "That guy that just walked into the bathroom"
So the guy goes into the bathroom comes back about 20 minutes later and says "When that guy wakes up tell him is fur coats in the toilet."
Okay, guy walks into a bar orders a beer slams it. Says "Whose the toughest guy in here?", so the bartender points over to the corner and says "That guy over there", so the guy goes over kicks his ass and leaves.
Next day same guy walks orders 2 beers slams them both. "Whose the toughest guy in here?", so the bartender points over to the other corner and says "That guy over there", so the guy goes over kicks his ass and leaves.
Well the bartender is getting pretty sick of this guys shit at this point. So he goes to the zoo over night and rents a Gorilla and locks it in the bathroom.
Next day same guy walks orders 3 beers slams all 3. "Whose the toughest guy in here?", so the bartender says "That guy that just walked into the bathroom"
So the guy goes into the bathroom comes back about 20 minutes later and says "When that guy wakes up tell him is fur coats in the toilet."
Girl asks step dad to borrow car, he says only if you blow me, she says ok starts blowing him but stops and says eww your dick is covered in shit, he says oh yeh your brother borrowed the car earlier.
Girl asks step dad to borrow car, he says only if you blow me, she says ok starts blowing him but stops and says eww your dick is covered in shit, he says oh yeh your brother borrowed the car earlier.
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