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A smurf is 3 apples tall, an average apple is around 4.5 to 6.5 inches. Do the Jews of media expect us to believe that his cats head was a foot tall! Preposterous!!! What's next, that Biden won the popular voat?!?

A smurf is 3 apples tall, an average apple is around 4.5 to 6.5 inches. Do the Jews of media expect us to believe that his cats head was a foot tall! Preposterous!!! What's next, that Biden won the popular voat?!?

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Smurfs lived in a place with crappy soil and weather conditions which caused those apples to be malformed and freakishly small. Like their blue balls. (Excepting papa smurf, obviously. He kept smurfette smiling.)

But to answer your question: a big enough cat to feed a Chinese family with some decent leftovers for them to sell to tourists.