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A smurf is 3 apples tall, an average apple is around 4.5 to 6.5 inches. Do the Jews of media expect us to believe that his cats head was a foot tall! Preposterous!!! What's next, that Biden won the popular voat?!?

A smurf is 3 apples tall, an average apple is around 4.5 to 6.5 inches. Do the Jews of media expect us to believe that his cats head was a foot tall! Preposterous!!! What's next, that Biden won the popular voat?!?

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Smurfs lived in a place with crappy soil and weather conditions which caused those apples to be malformed and freakishly small. Like their blue balls. (Excepting papa smurf, obviously. He kept smurfette smiling.)

But to answer your question: a big enough cat to feed a Chinese family with some decent leftovers for them to sell to tourists.

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Where the fuck are you getting 6.5 inch diameter apples from? Apples that are over half a foot tall is preposterous. That's larger than big grapefruits and even many melons. I want to see these apples and a ruler next to them.

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Whoa there buddy. I ain't sending you apple pics. What are ya, maroonsaint's alt? Some kind of fruit fetishist? It always starts with pics of an apple, next thing I know, I'm in depends getting the rub down by hunter Biden.

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The average wild apple is 2 inches tall. the Average smurf is 3 apples tall. Ergo average smurf is 6 inches tall give or take. That means a largish cats head would be about the same length as a smurf, and gargamel would be about 10 smurfs tall give or take.

These numbers are generally reflected in the cartoon perspectives.

So azriel was a largish house cat and gargamel was about 6 ft tall.

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I agree with the validity of your argument, but not is soundness. The cartoon clearly shows that cats head to be multi smurfs tall.

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What the purpose of living if you don't have a dick

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It always pissed me off that they said the smurfs were 3 apples tall. There's no Goddamn way they were that big and everybody knows it. MAYBE one apple at most.

Azrael was a regular sized cat. Gargamel was a regular sized human with a regular sized jew nose.

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Who knows, maybe that jew node was 3 apples tall?