Decorate the Christmas tree?
Decorate the Christmas tree?
Take her to a spa to get those big ol swollen feet massaged.
Take her to a spa to get those big ol swollen feet massaged.
If only I could afford it.
If only I could afford it.
Yes.
Yes.
Congrats!
Congrats!
Thanks now what should we do? I’m seriously blanking on good ideas here.
Thanks now what should we do? I’m seriously blanking on good ideas here.
Well you're already way ahead of the game. I never remember our anniversary date.
Jewelry always works for women though ... that and maybe a dinner out, especially if you can make it a date type thing and have someone watch the kids.
Well you're already way ahead of the game. I never remember our anniversary date.
Jewelry always works for women though ... that and maybe a dinner out, especially if you can make it a date type thing and have someone watch the kids.
Yeah she said no to going to dinner and my wife isn’t a big fan of jewlry. She is a hard women to shop for.
Yeah she said no to going to dinner and my wife isn’t a big fan of jewlry. She is a hard women to shop for.
I had our wedding date inscribed inside my ring, it's amazing what a little bit of planning can accomplish.
I had our wedding date inscribed inside my ring, it's amazing what a little bit of planning can accomplish.
Cook her a nice meal, and then do the dishes.
It's the dishes part that is the present.
Cook her a nice meal, and then do the dishes.
It's the dishes part that is the present.
Write her a poem. I did that for my mom's birthday (which hasn't come yet, but I expect she'll love it)
Start out by writing all your wife's virtues or everything you love about her, then go from there
Write her a poem. I did that for my mom's birthday (which hasn't come yet, but I expect she'll love it)
Start out by writing all your wife's virtues or everything you love about her, then go from there
I am not much of a poet, perhaps I could write some kind of program.
I am not much of a poet, perhaps I could write some kind of program.
Foot rub?
Foot rub?
Not a bad idea.
Not a bad idea.
Stick it in her pooper.
Just kidding. Get some bath salts and candles and romantic shit like that, and share warm bath with her. Also give her a massage. Then once she's all relaxed and loosened up, stick it in her pooper.
Stick it in her pooper.
Just kidding. Get some bath salts and candles and romantic shit like that, and share warm bath with her. Also give her a massage. Then once she's all relaxed and loosened up, stick it in her pooper.
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