Stay married; your kids will resent you if you do not.

Don’t ever hit someone first, but if they hit you hit them until they don’t get up.

Here's another:

Politicians, with extremely rare exceptions, are only in it for themselves.

Never assume a promise will be delivered.

Better to assume that it will not be, and play your game accordingly.

This especially applies to promises from those you trust the most.

Jews control the world's flow of information.

Don't pick it up if you don't have a place to set it down.

My dad's two rules:

1. Never force anything.

2. Relax and win.

Righty tighty, lefty loosey.

You are the sole person who must deal with all the consequences of your actions