Two tits, a hole and heartbeat (optional)?
And no vocal chords with a proclivity for cooking and cleaning.
6pm
blonde brunette and redhead are all cool. the others arent even options, thats why i didnt vote.
The one on my D.
Whatever she is, my eggs better not be sloppy runny.
For fuckin or marryin?
Ones who swallow..
Is this a riddle or somethin? Time?
I like dudes. With dicks. And balls.
So that excludes all you faggots.
I like dudes with red hair. Or at least red beards.
And red pubes of course. Carpet’s got to match the drapes.
Any and all the time
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