No because I'm not a heathen. I use a bidet.
so shitty water runs all over your balls?
No. You've obviously never used one.
Yes, shitty water runs all over your balls. What kind of queer squirts water on their asshole after they shit?? A man wipes his ass then uses a wet wipe at the end. If I go to someones house and they have a bidet, I never talk with them again.
I just installed a $1600 bidet toilet/seat in my bathroom. Couldn’t be happier.
You are literally smearing shit around. It's not clean. I accept nothing less than cleanliness.
You have to have a non-white brain. No, you are not "smearing shit around". It wipes it off then the wet wipe finishes the job. You see, when you wipe up something with a paper towel, it comes up. If you wipe yourself with a wash cloth, stuff comes off. Its basic physics, nigger. Why don't you just go out in the yard and have someone spray your shitty asshole off with the water hose?
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