Good for a business, but desperate and weird for a married or single man.
I am a contractor. And a single man. We have a dichotomous situation here.
Good for a business, but desperate and weird for a married or single man.
I am a contractor. And a single man. We have a dichotomous situation here.
There is a website called Cameo where you can pay b list actors to record audio messages for you.
Maybe try Gilbert Godfrey.
By smoking do you mean a voice that people recognize as coming from a heavy smoker? A cancer kazoo kinda voice?
New girl? As in, she's your employee? If she's your employee, of course you do.
No, new potential love interest.
No, not yet. Wait until your married. Otherwise, you're going to be hard-pressed to discover a new level of clever to make it happen. Best of luck with the lady.
This is my last year of my 40's. Marriage isn't something I would want now. Never did.
Only if she sucked my dick at least thrice firts.
Like a Kathleen Turner voice?
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