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Just speaking with a new girl and her sultry voice was turning me on. How classy would that be to have a professional, smoking female voice as a recording instead of yours? People calling would be like wtf? This guy has got style.

What say you?

Just speaking with a new girl and her sultry voice was turning me on. How classy would that be to have a professional, smoking female voice as a recording instead of yours? People calling would be like wtf? This guy has got style. What say you?

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Good for a business, but desperate and weird for a married or single man.

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I am a contractor. And a single man. We have a dichotomous situation here.

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There is a website called Cameo where you can pay b list actors to record audio messages for you.

Maybe try Gilbert Godfrey.

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By smoking do you mean a voice that people recognize as coming from a heavy smoker? A cancer kazoo kinda voice?

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Remember Marj's sisters on the Simpsons? Like that.

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New girl? As in, she's your employee? If she's your employee, of course you do.

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No, new potential love interest.

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No, not yet. Wait until your married. Otherwise, you're going to be hard-pressed to discover a new level of clever to make it happen. Best of luck with the lady.

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This is my last year of my 40's. Marriage isn't something I would want now. Never did.

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Only if she sucked my dick at least thrice firts.

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Like a Kathleen Turner voice?