You could probably make a pear pie happen. If I were making one, I'd use bosc pears. I'd poach them in port wine, bouquet garni, sugar, until tender. Slice the pears and then thicken the poaching liquid with arrowroot. Arrange the sliced pears neatly in the pie and pour thickened sauce after every layer. Cross hatch the pie top to show off the beautiful poached pears inside. Your welcome faggots.
God damn you and your delicious recipe. I'm going hunting for a new wife right now and this is the strict criterion by which she'll pass.
Peel and half the pears before poaching then core with a melon baller for best results.
Say melon baller one more time.
have fun being forever single.
"forever" is right now.
Do you know keksimus maximus?
Empress?
Ha my first thought too
Fuck it. Once you've poached a pear you've already reached the pear pinnacle. Why bother with pie? Just make some fresh ice cream to serve with those things and you're set.
You propose to poach a pear like a pied piper predating the present political predictiment as though it was meant to be. ...As though it wasn't this place. What is this? America OnLine? Art Bell Chat? r/coontown? Voat? ...yeah. It's something like that.
...and it's preposterous.
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