I do. This one time, my neighbor came over when I was working in my front yard. We were fairly close at the time as our kids all play together and we have a similar background in occupation, plus we hung out a bit and drank somw beers occasionally. He says to me, man I almost just had to call you to come pick up the groceries from my car. I said what? Why? He says" i was in bojangles after I got done grocery shopping trying to get some chicken. I ordered a couple of boxes of classic fried chicken, paid and went out to my car. I grabbed one and took a bite and the chicken was cold. I grabbed my glock and went in to kill the bitch that gave me the cold chicken. When I got in there I started yelling at her with the gun in my pants, and if she wasn't apologetic I was gonna kill her ass dead. She was, but I was just like I'm gonna have to use my one phone call to call you to grab the groceries from my car before the milk spoiled. I said oh, good thing you didn't murder that lady over the cold chicken. Did she give you some hot chicken? He says "yes and it was good. I just couldn't believe she would try to give me some cold chicken." Needless to say we keep our distance and our kids went on separate paths in sports, but every once and a while when we notice him doing some strange shit, me and my wife will say to each other, "Well, I mean at least he's not murdering someone over fried chicken, so there's that." Fuckin crazy. The neighbor on the other side broke his femur falling out of a helicopter in Vietnam and "still managed to kill 3 VC before I was medevaced". So atleast hes good people.