I am the crazy neighbor.
How did you find out? What did you do to earn this title. Where you surprised?
I do.
This one time, my neighbor came over when I was working in my front yard. We were fairly close at the time as our kids all play together and we have a similar background in occupation, plus we hung out a bit and drank somw beers occasionally.
He says to me, man I almost just had to call you to come pick up the groceries from my car. I said what? Why? He says" i was in bojangles after I got done grocery shopping trying to get some chicken. I ordered a couple of boxes of classic fried chicken, paid and went out to my car. I grabbed one and took a bite and the chicken was cold. I grabbed my glock and went in to kill the bitch that gave me the cold chicken. When I got in there I started yelling at her with the gun in my pants, and if she wasn't apologetic I was gonna kill her ass dead. She was, but I was just like I'm gonna have to use my one phone call to call you to grab the groceries from my car before the milk spoiled.
I said oh, good thing you didn't murder that lady over the cold chicken. Did she give you some hot chicken? He says "yes and it was good. I just couldn't believe she would try to give me some cold chicken."
Needless to say we keep our distance and our kids went on separate paths in sports, but every once and a while when we notice him doing some strange shit, me and my wife will say to each other, "Well, I mean at least he's not murdering someone over fried chicken, so there's that."
Fuckin crazy. The neighbor on the other side broke his femur falling out of a helicopter in Vietnam and "still managed to kill 3 VC before I was medevaced". So atleast hes good people.
only 3? he still had one good leg!
I have a taco nigger that likes to sit in its car with shitty music blaring. I think it does it so its wife knows to stop fucking the dog.
Yeah, but I'm the dominant one. One of neighbors is a judge, the other a general's widow. I haven't talked to either since I quit drinking (the ONLY time I talked to them before).
Nah, pretty fortunate in that regard. Only 1 neighbor and shes great.
I used to, but the crazy one got carted off to the looney bin after shooting some cops and barricading herself in the basement. She ended up climbing up on the roof until swat climbed up there and yanked her ass down.
"It's pronounced jif, not gif."
In all seriousness she was a "sovereign citizen" and refused to pay rent. She claimed the house was hers since she had the keys.. she also claimed that she owned the treasury or some shit.. lots of crazy in that particular bag.
What did you say to her to make her that upset?
What are neighbors?
Out crazy them and they'll be careful around you.
out crazy them
BRILLIANT
Yes, psycho
Please
Call me Mr rapist
Yes. When the lid pops on this whole thing, there are gonna be some folks that go missing.
had a neighbor in my condo call the police because I was riding my bicycle the wrong way (direction) in the parking lot! I was PISSED! I told the cop every time his truck moved he was driving drunk. (he was) Cop looks at me like holy fuck! Another old bitch tried to tell me I was breaking the speed limit in the parking lot on my bicycle. I wasnt.
Yeah they moved recently thank fuck. She'd come over to my house and talk about how shitty the color of her shed was saying it was "white people color" (salmon) and how she hated it then she'd shit talk trump with her weird faggey teen kid in my Fucking drive way. Then ya know she'd shit talk trump and would do passive aggressive why aren't you wearing your mask bullshit. Fucking cunt was annoying.
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