Just make everything really garish with horrible colors like deep red or black. Use a lot of marble and too much gold embelishments on decor. Lots of mirrors. Overly showy.
Just basically think like an italian.
Thanks this is useful advice, but unfortunately I am going to do the opposite. I guess my real estate will have to forgo their vibrant enrichment.
There’s alot of indians/pakis here as well. We prob. live in the same area. I read a story that an indian family bought a house with a pool nearby and like 3 of them drown in one day trying to save each other. Kinda fucking sad but Im still laughing inappropriately. I have no sympathy for the muzzies. But I have a little softspot for the dotheads.
So I guess install a pool because they seem not to be able to navigate them at all.
No, I don't live in your state. Where I live it is just a few counties surrounding a major employer.
In Australia they're always drowning at the beach. They can't swim, know they can't swim, yet do the most stupid things out on the water.
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