Get a cow. Put some flowers on it. Let it roam the property.
Outdoor running sewage?
They like easily accessible children.
Just make everything really garish with horrible colors like deep red or black. Use a lot of marble and too much gold embelishments on decor. Lots of mirrors. Overly showy.
Just basically think like an italian.
Thanks this is useful advice, but unfortunately I am going to do the opposite. I guess my real estate will have to forgo their vibrant enrichment.
There’s alot of indians/pakis here as well. We prob. live in the same area. I read a story that an indian family bought a house with a pool nearby and like 3 of them drown in one day trying to save each other. Kinda fucking sad but Im still laughing inappropriately. I have no sympathy for the muzzies. But I have a little softspot for the dotheads.
So I guess install a pool because they seem not to be able to navigate them at all.
No, I don't live in your state. Where I live it is just a few counties surrounding a major employer.
In Australia they're always drowning at the beach. They can't swim, know they can't swim, yet do the most stupid things out on the water.
Best Western motels
OP is such a jew.
Build a house with no toilet in it.
They LOVE that. Feels like home.
Indian Hindus aspire to be viewed as no less than whites, so just do whatever you would for a high income white family. If they have elderly parents with them, then downstairs washing / bathing facilities are a good draw. Most important of all, fit a powerful extractor hood / fan in the kitchen area, which you need to INSIST they use whenever they cook their oily concoctions. Generally, it's very easy to flatter them, especially if the male is a nerdy beta personality. The Muslim / Pakistani variety are a little different for obvious reasons, but most of the above should apply, the only difference being the male might be a little less compliant and amenable compared to his Hindu counterpart.
(post is archived)