You can apply for anything you want, with zero proof whatsoever.
Say you're Hispanic, and you're Hispanic.
Spaniards are fucking European.
White skin means nothing. When confronted, just act wounded and upset and talk about how hard it is for you to constantly defend your ethnic identity because people see pale skin and lump you in with the whites; oh the struggle of being a white Hispanic and being misidentified as white, even to the point of your parents saying they're white on forms because they don't want to be judged negatively in a white supremacist system, yadda yadda yadda.
Sell these faggots on the rhetoric they want to hear, and you'll get your gibs.
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