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Since pedo joe seems intent on giving my money to everybody else via debt forgiveness, what is the quickest way to get 50k in student loans that I won't ever have to pay off?

Since pedo joe seems intent on giving my money to everybody else via debt forgiveness, what is the quickest way to get 50k in student loans that I won't ever have to pay off?

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Walk into any college or university and say you want to enrol, they'll hook you up. If you're white though I expect your name to go straight onto a list, and you'll have to pay off two of them.

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Possibly, but as a straight white dude, I doubt I tick enough boxes.

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If you're a straight dude you're fucked, they're going to print money to give to africans with your dead corpse.

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I have no doubt you speak the truth.

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You usually need proof of enrollment.

Then you need to pass your courses so you can get more money next year.

So, you will actually have to study and learn something:)

It's a bitch, I know.

If you do it right you cam borrow almost half a million to a full million and come out of it as either a doctor or a professor, or maybe even a lawyer.

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I'm not looking for a career, I'm looking for the easiest option to work the system.

All those fucking gender studies cunts are about to have their loans forgiven, while their usefulness is entirely negative for the country/world.

I want to grab my 50k of debt, do nothing, and get all that debt erased when pedo joe steals from the white men.

Debt forgiveness is a horrible disease, as those without debt not only get zero from the plan, but also end up paying for it - getting doubly fucked.

I refuse to be doubly fucked, so I will take my 50k in cash, and then have that debt erased, like everyone else.

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I knew a guy who used to do fake degrees. You would pick out a degree and he knew the admin, you pay him 5 grand, and he would give you back a degree. Not sure whatever happened to him, but for the time it worked.

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Not sure whatever happened to him, but for the time it worked.

I bought a law degree from him then I became a police officer and arrested him. I got promoted so fast!

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Would this work trying to get loans? Have someone "enroll" me in classes for a degree and then apply for the loans?

I would sign up for at least 4 degrees to get 50k in loans right away. As long as pedo joe will forgive my debt.

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Say your trans

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That is definitely on my list.