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Pretty straight forward.

If Batman and Superman were to fight, who would win? Why would they win?

Pretty straight forward. If Batman and Superman were to fight, who would win? Why would they win?

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Superman.

If you can argue that Batman can bring kryptonite with him, then you can also argue that superman can bring some super strong plutonium uranium radiocatvie bullshit which is pretty poisonous to humans.

Or fart with the power of a thousand suns which kills the bat.

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Is this a chance meeting between bats and supes or is there prep time?

Prep time Batman stomps all!

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It has been shown in the comics and in the animated movies Batman having a contingency plan for every Justice League member.

Batman also has a chunk of kryptonite. But lets not forget that Lex Luthor also has kryptonite.

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See here's the thing. They both have morals.

And Batman is "The World's Greatest Detective"

It has been shown both in the comics and the animated movies that Batman has a contingency plan for every Justice League member. Which is very effective, to the point of someone stealing his plans and taking out everyone based off those plans.

However, if Superman were to put those morals aside. And use his powers to his fullest. No doubt, he could be the ultimate badass. Example of him even pretending to let go. Superman Vs the Elite.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egZwhufvfPg

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I don't understand how King Kong is supposed to fight Godzilla. He's like 50ft tall and Godzilla is like 200. Fake and gay.

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Q could beat batman and superman both at the same time.

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If we're talking about Q from Star Trek, I would have a hard time saying otherwise.

As he is omnipotent. Meaning he is an extra-dimensional being of unknown origin who possesses immeasurable power over time, space, the laws of physics, and reality itself, being capable of altering it to his whim.

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Not that q, the other q.

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If it's the Q I think your talking about we'll just have to wait and trust the plan. Maybe he'll take Lex Luthor out, or maybe he's been working with him the whole time and making people passive so Lex can continue with his ultimate plan of "Ruling the World"!

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From James Bond?

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Neither. Both are fictional characters.

Go outside.

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This is the gayest niggerfaggot shit ever. Stupid idiots

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Superman hands down. Saying batman can prep or whatever is stupid, its like saying steven hawkings could beat hulk hogans ass if he found hogan black out drunk and parked his wheels on his neck. Put the two in a jar and shake it up.

The only reason this matchup even exists is because of Superman's mercy.

your mom, because she would hit you with a sandal to wake you up for school

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I have my 20 year reunion coming up soon. So I doubt my mom would be a part of this hypothetical scenario.