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asking for a friend. not because I hate 3 pronged forks but that's all I fucking have or anything.

asking for a friend. not because I hate 3 pronged forks but that's all I fucking have or anything.

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3 isn't a fork, it's a trident.

tfw i've been eating with tridents all my life and didn't know it.

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It's a fork, not a threek.

Threeks are for shrimp cocktails and faggots.

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A fork in the road is one leading to two, as imaged by your brain. You don't think of a road leading to four when you read my first sentence.

The answer is thusly...2

Oh. Well I guess it's okay then to eat with a threek because I also happen to be a massive faggot.

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2, they should have 2 prongs as they are the easiest to make and serve their purpose. Anything more is showing off how much time you have on your hands to craft them.

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i think thats what fork means, its when a line splits up into 2. in the shape of a Y

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Enter the 21st century.....its all sporks these dayz.

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THERE ARE FOUR TINES!!!

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How many pits are in a pear?

Last I checked? One.

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Everyone know there's more than two pits in a pear.

Do they? Do they really?

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WTF?

Eat Meals not appetizers.

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