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Haiku is for uncultured barbarians.

Say it in both dactylic hexameter and iambic pentameter, else GTFO

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This is the | protest Jo | vial. The | simpering | admin and the | retards
One of Us| Claims He| Vile man| cowering| Admin all sad| Faggots

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Acceptable. I support your nomination. stop being a slow fag and make it happen.

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Haiku is for uncultured barbarians.

Haiku makes sense if you're speaking Japanese. Almost everything rhymes in Japanese anyway

It's fucking stupid in English

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The Japanese are some of the uncultured barbarians I was referring to. They are fish sniffing whale killers with terrible beer. I judge the poetry of nations with bad beer harshly.

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You've never been to Japan and never tried their beer apparently. You're an uncultured le 56% mongrel.

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it's f..g stupid in every language, except japanese

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What languages do you speak?

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Japanese has no rhyme or reason

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You obviously don't know shit

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There once was a user named Kent...

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Who told an Admin to get Bent

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Which poems to abide

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while a good dick he did ride

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Say it in haiku.

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F
My Poetry is the Best
I Deserve to Write

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I think you should have a poetry battle for the position

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I know down anytime, anywhere

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